I Don't Give A Rat's Azz U Rotten Bazztards

This one time I got real stoned and finally came to a brief understanding of how people could dislike The Mountain Goats, this being the one oscillation in my unwavering love for themz. This post is simply just an ode to anyone I've ever lived with that has dreamed of throttling John Darnielle and his beady little eyezz. Fuck You, you got rocks in your head.
Ps. on the phone with Qantas changing my flightzzz.


  1. i think about half the time while i'm couriering i have no children in my head.. dont ask me why.
    p.s: changing your flights till NEVER? i hope so.

  2. these ain't rocks, they rolling stonez.